❄ fifth reminder
[ around mayfield ; sunday afternoon ]

[ If you leave your home Sunday afternoon, chances are you have seen one of these fliers stuck up somewhere. Telephone poles, mailboxes, windshields, store windows, no location is safe from Jade and her roll of scotch tape.
She has even plastered some unconventional locations with fliers, shoved them into books at the library, taped them to tables and shoved them under doors and into mailboxes so that you might not even have to leave your home to see it.
Chances are you see her while she's hanging some up, or she might even be passing you one (or more) while asking; ]
Have you seen this troll?
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Hi, I was just checking to see if anyone had any information about my fliers!
I am serious about that reward too. [ She giggles. ] But that's a secret!

[ If you leave your home Sunday afternoon, chances are you have seen one of these fliers stuck up somewhere. Telephone poles, mailboxes, windshields, store windows, no location is safe from Jade and her roll of scotch tape.
She has even plastered some unconventional locations with fliers, shoved them into books at the library, taped them to tables and shoved them under doors and into mailboxes so that you might not even have to leave your home to see it.
Chances are you see her while she's hanging some up, or she might even be passing you one (or more) while asking; ]
Have you seen this troll?
[ phone ]
Hi, I was just checking to see if anyone had any information about my fliers!
I am serious about that reward too. [ She giggles. ] But that's a secret!
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weh...]
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You haven't heard from him recently, have you?
[ although jade's pretty sure she already knows the answer to that question. ]
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He seems to have.. quite the last name.
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[ it makes perfect sense to her anyway. ]
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I think it's a pretty good representation!
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[He points at the horns.]
Sure, trolls are ugly, but their ears aren't that weird.
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What is the reward?
I may have some information.
[phone]
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Did you really have to do that? It's fucking embarrassing.
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...What happened?
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[ frowny facing. ]
A lot of complicated stuff involving making out! And now Karkat ran away from home.
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Ooookay then. Maybe he just needs some time to himself?
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Oh, um, I'm not that good really. [ but uwu if he thinks she is... ] I think this one is pretty good though!
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No more sweet hoodie or little yellow booties, and as he quickly learned, gone were the awesome wind waking powers John had previously possessed. This kind of sucked. Maybe he was dreaming again? This sure was a lame dream though. ]
[ At least one thing in this dream pinged familiarity. He had looked out the window, only to spy some ugly ass face on a paper taped to the glass. The names he knew all too well, and John decided to humor his "subconscious self" by dialing the number with a nearby phone. ]
[ He pinched his nose. ]
I have your friend.
If you want him back unharmed, we shall have to make a deal. Sound fair?
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Who is this? I don't negotiate with terrorists!
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And I'm afraid you have no choice in the matter, miss. Not unless you want something bad happening to Mr. Vantas...
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action and i have no idea what i'm doing
He'd be contemplating deep shit like the afterlife, but you know the best way to deal with being gored through the chest is not to acknowledge it at all. At. All. And he's cool with that. Just like he's cool with heeding the age-old call of shitty art being passed around, thank you very much for this ironically amazing piece of work, kid. ] Pet troll, huh?
Used to have one of those. They don't litter-train for shit.
being amazing....................
[ woooooah this guy looks weirdly familiar. Jade is actually just...staring at him right now. who are you. ]
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I was offerin' him a place to be stayin' if he needed it. Didn't think he'd oblige what with all a' the platonic hatred an' all that... but I figured I'd offer. I mean hatred aside who wouldn't want to be hangin' out with me?
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Well, at least I know one place I don't have to look.
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