❄ fifth reminder

[echidna]

[ around mayfield ; sunday afternoon ]





[ If you leave your home Sunday afternoon, chances are you have seen one of these fliers stuck up somewhere. Telephone poles, mailboxes, windshields, store windows, no location is safe from Jade and her roll of scotch tape.

She has even plastered some unconventional locations with fliers, shoved them into books at the library, taped them to tables and shoved them under doors and into mailboxes so that you might not even have to leave your home to see it.

Chances are you see her while she's hanging some up, or she might even be passing you one (or more) while asking; ]

Have you seen this troll?

[ phone ]

Hi, I was just checking to see if anyone had any information about my fliers!

I am serious about that reward too. [ She giggles. ] But that's a secret!

Comments

action and i have no idea what i'm doing

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ Welp, Bro is just walking around in his not-pointy-enough shades, collared shirt that doesn't feel quite as fresh even with said collar popped, and his hat that could only be described as a lame fucking cap anyway. Why not stop by this girl and her fliers.

He'd be contemplating deep shit like the afterlife, but you know the best way to deal with being gored through the chest is not to acknowledge it at all. At. All. And he's cool with that. Just like he's cool with heeding the age-old call of shitty art being passed around, thank you very much for this ironically amazing piece of work, kid. ] Pet troll, huh?

Used to have one of those. They don't litter-train for shit.

being amazing....................

[echidna]

He's not a pet, he's my friend!

[ woooooah this guy looks weirdly familiar. Jade is actually just...staring at him right now. who are you. ]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Wow, really- wouldn't have figured. [ okay okay ] Might wanna consider a tracking chip for the little scamp next time around. Keeps all your wayward vagabond friends' asses in line. [ Listen to his amazing sagely advice, he's fucking Obi Wan Kenobi in here. There is no point at which a Strider becomes useless. ... staring girl.

Know what, he's staring right back. 8| ]

[echidna]

[ staring... staring...

she is too busy trying to figure out who he is to pay attention to any of that advice sorry. ]

Are you new here?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

So fresh to the scene that they spanked me on the way out the door. [ Luckily, this is just an analogy. ]

[echidna]

[ wow this sounds so hauntingly familiar. ]

Um, wow that's pretty new! I'm Jade Harley, it's nice to meet you.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Sup, Harley. You can call me Strider. [ because he never got a first name i mean because he's so cool ]