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Jade Harley ✿ gardenGnostic ([personal profile] echidna) wrote2011-09-12 11:03 am

❄ fifth reminder

[ around mayfield ; sunday afternoon ]





[ If you leave your home Sunday afternoon, chances are you have seen one of these fliers stuck up somewhere. Telephone poles, mailboxes, windshields, store windows, no location is safe from Jade and her roll of scotch tape.

She has even plastered some unconventional locations with fliers, shoved them into books at the library, taped them to tables and shoved them under doors and into mailboxes so that you might not even have to leave your home to see it.

Chances are you see her while she's hanging some up, or she might even be passing you one (or more) while asking; ]


Have you seen this troll?

[ phone ]

Hi, I was just checking to see if anyone had any information about my fliers!

I am serious about that reward too. [ She giggles. ] But that's a secret!

[identity profile] putmeinstitches.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You? If anyone's the troll expert, it's me!

[He jabs a thumb at his chest.]

I'm half-troll!

[identity profile] putmeinstitches.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I don't. Who'd want to? Anyone with any magic would get rid of their big ugly nose and bristly hair and great grinding fangs. I was lucky enough to be born handsome.

[He runs a hand through his hair, preening.]

Not to mention able to assume many shapes.

[identity profile] putmeinstitches.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ >:| ]

You've got a strange idea of cute, little girl. Besides, you're barely old enough to know the difference between handsome and repulsive.

[identity profile] putmeinstitches.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Older than you look, huh?

[He looks at her appraisingly for a moment.]

...then I'd put you at about ten.

[Look at you, Loki, picking on little girls. You ought to be ashamed. But you're not.]