echidna: (❀ the blue air is up there)
Jade Harley ✿ gardenGnostic ([personal profile] echidna) wrote2011-09-12 11:03 am

❄ fifth reminder

[ around mayfield ; sunday afternoon ]





[ If you leave your home Sunday afternoon, chances are you have seen one of these fliers stuck up somewhere. Telephone poles, mailboxes, windshields, store windows, no location is safe from Jade and her roll of scotch tape.

She has even plastered some unconventional locations with fliers, shoved them into books at the library, taped them to tables and shoved them under doors and into mailboxes so that you might not even have to leave your home to see it.

Chances are you see her while she's hanging some up, or she might even be passing you one (or more) while asking; ]


Have you seen this troll?

[ phone ]

Hi, I was just checking to see if anyone had any information about my fliers!

I am serious about that reward too. [ She giggles. ] But that's a secret!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and I'm more likely to answer an unbelievably retarded poster?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I would have answered if you'd called. I'm not going to not show up if the hive is burning down or something.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fine. I probably should have said where I was going, but I didn't want people traipsing all over this hive or something.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I fucked up on that respect. I admit it. What do you want me to say beyond that?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I was there just the other day. I even talked to Gamzee for a while.

I know how often I have to come back.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

It's not about you and it's not even about him. Can't I have your permission to mope for a while about the miserable state of my quadrants?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[G...guilty...]

Are you two all right?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it won't be that much longer. I don't know.

Maybe this is really stupid.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you agree, I wouldn't want you to try to spare my feelings or anything.

It's not really a big deal.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I would just come back. But I keep saying stupid things because apparently I'm an idiot who can't have run of the mill relationship problems without turning into the most hopelessly selfish asshole who ever existed.

I should be forced to use a password to talk to Gamzee.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you, I'm being serious.

I don't ever want him to find out about what happens ahead of him down the timeline, and I already told him too much about it.