echidna: (❀ the blue air is up there)
Jade Harley ✿ gardenGnostic ([personal profile] echidna) wrote2011-09-12 11:03 am

❄ fifth reminder

[ around mayfield ; sunday afternoon ]





[ If you leave your home Sunday afternoon, chances are you have seen one of these fliers stuck up somewhere. Telephone poles, mailboxes, windshields, store windows, no location is safe from Jade and her roll of scotch tape.

She has even plastered some unconventional locations with fliers, shoved them into books at the library, taped them to tables and shoved them under doors and into mailboxes so that you might not even have to leave your home to see it.

Chances are you see her while she's hanging some up, or she might even be passing you one (or more) while asking; ]


Have you seen this troll?

[ phone ]

Hi, I was just checking to see if anyone had any information about my fliers!

I am serious about that reward too. [ She giggles. ] But that's a secret!

[phone]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[u n s u r e]

What is the reward?

I may have some information.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently I'm missing.

Did you really have to do that? It's fucking embarrassing.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I told you I just needed a break, okay? But thanks for making a big fucking deal of everything, oh and also thanks for saying she was involved in this even though I happen to know she wasn't, I've seen her drawings of me before and they don't fucking look like that.

I'm at Tavros', okay?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. I know she wasn't. But thanks for including it like somehow you're going to lure me back that way.

Fuck, I don't care. You could have just called.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and I'm more likely to answer an unbelievably retarded poster?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I would have answered if you'd called. I'm not going to not show up if the hive is burning down or something.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fine. I probably should have said where I was going, but I didn't want people traipsing all over this hive or something.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I fucked up on that respect. I admit it. What do you want me to say beyond that?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I was there just the other day. I even talked to Gamzee for a while.

I know how often I have to come back.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

It's not about you and it's not even about him. Can't I have your permission to mope for a while about the miserable state of my quadrants?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[G...guilty...]

Are you two all right?