❄ sixth reminder
[ morning ; 1338 benny road ]
[ Jade can't help but feel something is wrong this morning when she wakes up. She feels like she's missed something, almost like she's been asleep for a long time. She stumbles out of bed, feeling a little fuzzy, noticing the changes to her room. The window's been repaired, there's a backpack that she didn't have before with half finished homework on the desk. She doesn't really start to feel concerned until she looks at the calendar on her wall, which has been flipped over to October.
That can't be right.
She grabs it from the wall, bursts out into the hallway still in her nightgown and clutching it to her chest. ]
Karkat? Gamzee?
[ phone ]
Hi Mayfield! Long time no talk! Or maybe we did talk, but it wasn't me me, it was creepy drone me. I'm not really sure what happened, I can't remember anything since, hmmm, a couple weeks ago, I think, after the zombies. I don't remember going home, or being here, nothing! It's kind of scary, but I'm glad that I was a normal creepy drone and not a murderous creepy drone. I really hope that doesn't happen to me again. Have you ever had something like that happen to you? Not even just droning but, I don't know, something reeeeally creepy where you almost... don't exist. It's kind of scary.
Oh, and apparently I'm a girl scout now, hehe.
[ afternoon ; your front door ]
[ There is some pretty persistent knocking at your front door right now. If and when you get around to answering it, you will find Jade on your doorstep, wagon stacked high with boxes of cookies behind her. She is looking particularly adorable right now, all dressed up in a girl scout's uniform. ]
Hi!! Do you like cookies?
[ phone; fail filter to eridan ]
Eridan? Hi, um... how are you?
[ Jade can't help but feel something is wrong this morning when she wakes up. She feels like she's missed something, almost like she's been asleep for a long time. She stumbles out of bed, feeling a little fuzzy, noticing the changes to her room. The window's been repaired, there's a backpack that she didn't have before with half finished homework on the desk. She doesn't really start to feel concerned until she looks at the calendar on her wall, which has been flipped over to October.
That can't be right.
She grabs it from the wall, bursts out into the hallway still in her nightgown and clutching it to her chest. ]
Karkat? Gamzee?
[ phone ]
Hi Mayfield! Long time no talk! Or maybe we did talk, but it wasn't me me, it was creepy drone me. I'm not really sure what happened, I can't remember anything since, hmmm, a couple weeks ago, I think, after the zombies. I don't remember going home, or being here, nothing! It's kind of scary, but I'm glad that I was a normal creepy drone and not a murderous creepy drone. I really hope that doesn't happen to me again. Have you ever had something like that happen to you? Not even just droning but, I don't know, something reeeeally creepy where you almost... don't exist. It's kind of scary.
Oh, and apparently I'm a girl scout now, hehe.
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[ There is some pretty persistent knocking at your front door right now. If and when you get around to answering it, you will find Jade on your doorstep, wagon stacked high with boxes of cookies behind her. She is looking particularly adorable right now, all dressed up in a girl scout's uniform. ]
Hi!! Do you like cookies?
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Eridan? Hi, um... how are you?
Action ⤑ Front door
[ Brb while stealing husbands wallet. ]
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[ oh you have set her little girl scout heart all a flutter. she's not even sure how being a girl scout works but selling all your cookies has to be a good thing. ]
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She'll also probably be surprised to notice that he's human again.]
Yeah, breakfast is ready downstairs.
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Karkat! [ She looks a little upset, or lost, still clutching the calendar. ] What happened?
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[afternoon-action]
Yeah, I guess.
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Hiccup! I didn't even realize this was your house.
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Yeah, hivesis? What's up?
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[phone]
>Davesprite: Flip the fuck out with all these emotions
Pffft, like that would happen. Nope, all cool, all the time, 24/7, like an air conditioner with a broken off-switch.]
Oh hey, look who's back from being a zombie of the smiling, stupid variety.
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afternoon//action
[[she's smiling as she's asked the question. there is a pause as she leans over slightly, looking at the wagon and the boxes. afterwards, she stands straight again.]] Yes, I do! Are they good cookies?
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Really good! And it's for a good cause.
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afternoon, door, this is one of the sole ways to get her out there, sob
More of you....?
That's a dumb question. Everyone likes cookies.
I think.
lol no shame in that
Maybe not everyone. Some people might hate sweets! Weird people.
maddie ilu
dang right you do o3o
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/the most late ;;
phone;
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notiiiiifs
sure blame it on the poor defenseless notifs
sobbu
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[action]
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Umm, hello there Miss. Unfortunately, I just made some cookies for my own household recently, so I'm afraid we've got more than enough already.
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[Afternoon action]
Oh, it's you! Jade, right?
[ At least it seems not getting the police job didn't crush her vocational motivation. He smiles, it's good to see a familiar face again, especially if they have cookies. ]
Of course I do. How much are they?
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That's right! Hi Firo, how have you been?
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phone;
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action; front door
Ah--They're alright?
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I thought I replied to this...
[phone]
... What's a girl scout?
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Afternoon
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Action: front door
...it's you! The troll girl!
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And it's you, the rude man! [ Wait no Jade he is a potential customer be tactful. ] I mean, yes it's me, and I am Jade.
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phone
[His heart skips a beat when he hears Jade sounding... an awful lot more normal than the drone version...]
Y-you're back? Was fuckin' worried you wouldn't be comin' back...
[THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT FOR HIM FOR A CHANGE!]
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Action; COOKIES I mean Front door
Why hathn't anyone elthe anthwered the door yet..
[And then he stares at Jade for a minute]
You're that...Harley girl, right?
[He rubs the back of his head.]
I don't really like thweetth that much but the otherth probably do.....
[And then he takes out a few bills from his pocket.]
...how much are they?
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[ gasp wait. did he just say he doesn't like cookies. did he. ] You don't like them?
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afternoon
Oh, yes biscuits, Love a good biscuit. I'll take some.
[Grabbing a box. WHAT IS PAYING FOR SERVICES]
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Hey, you can't just take them!
[ she will just be grabbing that back, or trying to. he is tall and she is short. ]
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...a somewhat perplexed-looking Kanaya.* Ah... yes, I would say that I do enjoy sweet baked confections provided they do not contain even the slightest amount of sopor slime.
Why do you ask?
And what is this uniform you're wearing?
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Just don't ask what a girl scout is, because I still haven't figured that out.
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Uuuuh, I think so, also hi, uh, Jade, your voice is sounding, more normal?
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[Action at 1334 Benny]
[Yeah, he's just kind of staring at you and your wagon filled with boxes, wondering why you're here asking about cookies.]
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Because I am selling them!
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