❄ sixth reminder

[echidna]

[ morning ; 1338 benny road ]

[ Jade can't help but feel something is wrong this morning when she wakes up. She feels like she's missed something, almost like she's been asleep for a long time. She stumbles out of bed, feeling a little fuzzy, noticing the changes to her room. The window's been repaired, there's a backpack that she didn't have before with half finished homework on the desk. She doesn't really start to feel concerned until she looks at the calendar on her wall, which has been flipped over to October.

That can't be right.

She grabs it from the wall, bursts out into the hallway still in her nightgown and clutching it to her chest. ]

Karkat? Gamzee?

[ phone ]

Hi Mayfield! Long time no talk! Or maybe we did talk, but it wasn't me me, it was creepy drone me. I'm not really sure what happened, I can't remember anything since, hmmm, a couple weeks ago, I think, after the zombies. I don't remember going home, or being here, nothing! It's kind of scary, but I'm glad that I was a normal creepy drone and not a murderous creepy drone. I really hope that doesn't happen to me again. Have you ever had something like that happen to you? Not even just droning but, I don't know, something reeeeally creepy where you almost... don't exist. It's kind of scary.

Oh, and apparently I'm a girl scout now, hehe.

[ afternoon ; your front door ]

[ There is some pretty persistent knocking at your front door right now. If and when you get around to answering it, you will find Jade on your doorstep, wagon stacked high with boxes of cookies behind her. She is looking particularly adorable right now, all dressed up in a girl scout's uniform. ]

Hi!! Do you like cookies?

[ phone; fail filter to eridan ]

Eridan? Hi, um... how are you?

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[echidna]

I'm Jade! [ And she plops down beside him, needing a bit of a break after all the leg work she's been doing. ]

Are you a Doctor, or is that just your name?

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[Offering her some of the cookies.]

It's my name. And I'm a Doctor. Of most things, except medicine. Mostly time and space though.

[echidna]

A Doctor of Space? [ She happily takes one, even though she's probably had more than enough cookies today. ] I am a Witch of Space!

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Really? Well, that's nice isn't it? You're a bit tiny for a witch though and rather... not-warty. Then again, those weren't really witches. More like the aliens humans got the idea of witches from.

[echidna]

I'm not tiny, I'm still growing!

You mean witches are aliens? That's so cool!

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[Claps her on the shoulder.]

Of course you are. Humans are like weeds, suddenly shooting up everywhere, all tall and... pollen filled.

[He sniffs. Bad analogy.]

Well, the ones I've met are.

[echidna]

Humans aren't like weeds! We're more like... [ hey wait a second. ] Does that mean you're not a human?

Have you met lots of alien witches? I've only met one kind of alien but they are pretty cool!

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Of course not! Blimey, that would be miserable now wouldn't it.

[echidna]

[ leeeeaning in to inspect him more closely. ]

You look like a human! Are you suuuure you're not one?

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[Snorts and leans closer to her, noses nearly touching.]

No. You look Time Lord. We came first.

[echidna]

[ Jade scrunches her nose, trying to keep a straight face. That lasts all about two seconds before she's grinning one of her signature goofy grins. ]

Time Lord? I thought you said you were a doctor.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[Well, that's okay because he's grinning too. He taps her nose with a finger.]

The Doctor not a doctor. It's the definite article that counts, pay attention.

[echidna]

I know you're The Doctor, but you also said you were a doctor. And now you are a Time Lord too!

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Time Lord is my race. My people are called Time Lords.

[echidna]

Okay, got it! What are Time Lords like?

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[A quiet laugh.]

Boring. And stuffy. Lots of time machines they had but never wanted to use.

[echidna]

Well I don't think you seem very boring or stuffy. [ and herein lies a long, dramatic pause. ] Yet.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

And you haven't seen anything.

Yet.

[echidna]

[ g a s p ]

So you what you're saying is, you're a boring stuffy time-space alien Doctor doctor!

[ ok one more dramatic pause. ]

Who tries to steal cookies from children.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Something like that.

[Shoves biscuits into his mouth.]

[echidna]

I have got you all figured out.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Clearly! You're brilliant.

[echidna]

Why thank you. [ and ever observant and maybe a little tactlessly; ] You are very skinny for someone who likes cookies as much as you seem to.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Time Lord metabolism.

[Inhale cookieees.]

And I tend to run a lot.

[echidna]

[ Jade chews thoughtfully, considering her next question. ]

Do you run to things or away from them?