❄ ninth reminder

[echidna]

[ action ]

[ So Mayfield you are probably tired of all these vampires walking around, stalking you, trying to carry you off, it's understandable.

But this sure is one cute albeit inappropriately undead vampire girl that is currently (and very blatantly) shadowing you.

She might not be able to pick you up but dang she sure is trying!! ]

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[echidna]

[ Wow Karkat she has been through a lot these past couple days the last thing she needs is you staring at her undead and also non existent cleavage!

She sort of smiles, it's a sad one, shuffling on over. ]

Hey.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[No didn't you read what I typed he is making eye contact! Tempting though it may be his ocular globes are not traveling downwards enough to catch a tantalizing hint of flatness.

Really, though, he's pretty concerned for her, and glad she's back, so that sort of trumps checking out her lack of rack.]

Hey. Are you okay? What happened?

[echidna]

[ I just wanted to make a joke about her flat chest okay jeez!! ]

Um, I don't actually know what happened exactly, and I'm not entirely alright either. Sorry if that doesn't really make sense.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

What's wrong?

[echidna]

I just have some pretty weird thoughts right now, and I kind of need to, um, take you. [ Jade it sounds kind of weird when you say it like that. ] Is that okay?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Take me where?

[Um...]

[echidna]

My lair, sort of. It's not much of a lair, so... [ she's just going to casually try and pick him up. so casually. ]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[This is extremely weird, but if it helps...]

Yeah, fine. Do you have to carry me...?

[echidna]

I think so.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well...go ahead, then.

[echidna]

Thanks! [ And it takes her a minute but she actually does manage to pick him up bridal style. How far she will actually be able to get remains to be seen. ] Wow, you're pretty light Karkat.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I'm not that light! You probably got some kind of undead strength.

[echidna]

I don't think so. [ She laughs quietly, taking some wobbly steps. Yeah... not gonna get far like this. ] Okay, maybe you're not that light.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

See?

[Still looking kind of annoyed at being called light. He is manly and strong okay?]

[echidna]

Yeah, yeah. [ Okay this is not working. ] I'm putting you down now.

[ Did I say put what I meant is drop. ]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Ow.]

What did I ever do to you? I said I would willingly come back to your lair. As long as you don't tie me up and put me in a silk floral dress.

[echidna]

Sorry! You got really heavy all of a sudden.

... silk floral dress? [ uh. what. ]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Oh. It's kind of a long and disturbing story.

[echidna]

You can tell me on the way to my lair. [ Because even though she cannot carry him there she can't deny the urge to bring him there. Hand holding will have to suffice. ]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Bleh fine holding hands. This is awkward, but he'll let her get her undead urges out of her system since he missed her.]

It's not actually that long.

Undead Doc Scratch abducted Terezi and Feferi earlier, and we found them tied up in his subterranean block wearing weird outfits. That's all.