❄ ninth reminder

[echidna]

[ action ]

[ So Mayfield you are probably tired of all these vampires walking around, stalking you, trying to carry you off, it's understandable.

But this sure is one cute albeit inappropriately undead vampire girl that is currently (and very blatantly) shadowing you.

She might not be able to pick you up but dang she sure is trying!! ]

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[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ ....just that kind of day. ]

'Sup Harley. Welcome back.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Jade!

[ALL THE HUGS.]

[echidna]

Hi Mr Strider. [ Not quite as energetic as normal, but still pretty perky for the undead. ] Um, thanks.

[echidna]

Hello Doctor.

[ Well she's...hugging his leg sort of. That counts as returning it right. ]

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

I suppose you're here to carry me off, aren't you?

[echidna]

Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. You're pretty heavy even for someone so skinny.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

I'm not that skinny.

[He sticks his tongue out at her. Yyyyeeeahhh denial.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

So, you goin' around sweeping folks off their feet today?

[echidna]

Yes you are. [ still...struggling... ] The heaviest skinny person ever.

[echidna]

I'm trying to!

It's not really working out so far... [ As he is likely already aware. ]

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Here.

Let me help.

[Kneels down and scoops her up into his arms, bridal style.]

And I'll take that as a compliment.

[echidna]

Hey, wait! This isn't how this works.

[ Not that she really knows how being undead works, but still. ]

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Well, you've got to get me back to lair, right? And I'm too heavy for you to pick up. So. Direct me.

[He's grinning at her.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Ahh, you'll find someone you can manage sooner or later. What's got y'all making the mass abductions today anyway?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Jade!

[He doesn't immediately hug her like the Doctor, but he looks obviously concerned.

Also what is she wearing damn that neckline is low being a gentletroll and making diligent eye contact!]

[echidna]

I'm going to have to find someone pretty small in that case. [ still...trying... ] Hmm, I don't know if I can tell you.

[echidna]

[ Jade huffs! But this is a lot easier than trying to carry him back herself. She settles for looping her arms around his neck. ]

Fine, but you can't tell anyone where we're going!

[echidna]

[ Wow Karkat she has been through a lot these past couple days the last thing she needs is you staring at her undead and also non existent cleavage!

She sort of smiles, it's a sad one, shuffling on over. ]

Hey.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ So intimidating. ]

What's not to trust about this face?

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[He laughs and shifts her in his grip so he has a better hold.]

Our secret. Promise.

[echidna]

I trust you, but I don't want to break any undead rules and regulations.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[No didn't you read what I typed he is making eye contact! Tempting though it may be his ocular globes are not traveling downwards enough to catch a tantalizing hint of flatness.

Really, though, he's pretty concerned for her, and glad she's back, so that sort of trumps checking out her lack of rack.]

Hey. Are you okay? What happened?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Rules and regulations? Must've missed an undead memo.

[echidna]

[ I just wanted to make a joke about her flat chest okay jeez!! ]

Um, I don't actually know what happened exactly, and I'm not entirely alright either. Sorry if that doesn't really make sense.

[echidna]

There might not be any at all, but I'm not sure. I have to err on the side of caution.