echidna: (❀ the blue air is up there)
Jade Harley ✿ gardenGnostic ([personal profile] echidna) wrote2011-09-12 11:03 am

❄ fifth reminder

[ around mayfield ; sunday afternoon ]





[ If you leave your home Sunday afternoon, chances are you have seen one of these fliers stuck up somewhere. Telephone poles, mailboxes, windshields, store windows, no location is safe from Jade and her roll of scotch tape.

She has even plastered some unconventional locations with fliers, shoved them into books at the library, taped them to tables and shoved them under doors and into mailboxes so that you might not even have to leave your home to see it.

Chances are you see her while she's hanging some up, or she might even be passing you one (or more) while asking; ]


Have you seen this troll?

[ phone ]

Hi, I was just checking to see if anyone had any information about my fliers!

I am serious about that reward too. [ She giggles. ] But that's a secret!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[G...guilty...]

Are you two all right?

action and i have no idea what i'm doing

[identity profile] ironicjournal.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Welp, Bro is just walking around in his not-pointy-enough shades, collared shirt that doesn't feel quite as fresh even with said collar popped, and his hat that could only be described as a lame fucking cap anyway. Why not stop by this girl and her fliers.

He'd be contemplating deep shit like the afterlife, but you know the best way to deal with being gored through the chest is not to acknowledge it at all. At. All. And he's cool with that. Just like he's cool with heeding the age-old call of shitty art being passed around, thank you very much for this ironically amazing piece of work, kid. ]
Pet troll, huh?

Used to have one of those. They don't litter-train for shit.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it won't be that much longer. I don't know.

Maybe this is really stupid.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you agree, I wouldn't want you to try to spare my feelings or anything.

It's not really a big deal.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I would just come back. But I keep saying stupid things because apparently I'm an idiot who can't have run of the mill relationship problems without turning into the most hopelessly selfish asshole who ever existed.

I should be forced to use a password to talk to Gamzee.
worstvikingever: (Hey look I'm not so useless! Really!)

[personal profile] worstvikingever 2011-09-13 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, sure. D'you want to do something in particular, or d'you wanna just hang out sometime non-specifically in the non-specific future?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you, I'm being serious.

I don't ever want him to find out about what happens ahead of him down the timeline, and I already told him too much about it.

[identity profile] ironicjournal.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, really- wouldn't have figured. [ okay okay ] Might wanna consider a tracking chip for the little scamp next time around. Keeps all your wayward vagabond friends' asses in line. [ Listen to his amazing sagely advice, he's fucking Obi Wan Kenobi in here. There is no point at which a Strider becomes useless. ... staring girl.

Know what, he's staring right back. 8| ]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Have I introduced you to Gamzee yet by any chance, Jade? I should really get the two of you together sometime, I didn't know you'd never met him.

Just so you know this about him, he's probably not the type who would cope with it well if he knew he murdered two of his friends. So no, I never plan on fucking telling him. But that's just my opinion, what do I know?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone who would tell him is a fucking psychopath anyway. If I tell him it's not true, he'll believe me.

[identity profile] ironicjournal.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
So fresh to the scene that they spanked me on the way out the door. [ Luckily, this is just an analogy. ]

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
My name is... [ He glances at the poster. ] Doctor Varleyson.

And I'm afraid you have no choice in the matter, miss. Not unless you want something bad happening to Mr. Vantas...

action

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Eridan grabs one of the fliers, and watches Jade put them up for a bit. He's honestly worried a bit about Karkat, knowing all too well that feeling of heartbreak and lonliness he was experiencing. He'll walk up to Jade and give her any bit of info useful.]

I was offerin' him a place to be stayin' if he needed it. Didn't think he'd oblige what with all a' the platonic hatred an' all that... but I figured I'd offer. I mean hatred aside who wouldn't want to be hangin' out with me?

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