echidna: (❀ couldnt be more unexpected)
Jade Harley ✿ gardenGnostic ([personal profile] echidna) wrote2011-10-11 10:13 pm

❄ seventh reminder

[ You probably can't solve all of life's problems by covering Mayfield with fliers, and it went pretty terribly the last time she tried something like this, but that is not about stop her. She is determined to find Tavros a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Or just a date, really. Any date.

So these have been plastered up around the school, and any place she thinks eligible bachelors and bacholerettes might be hanging out. What could possibly go wrong.......... ]




[ ooc; feel free to pop in on her while she's hanging them up, otherwise give her a call if you are interested in this hunky piece of troll. ]

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet, that totally answers my question only not. Since when are you troll-matchmaker? And don't you, like, have to find him four dates or something?

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Does he even know you're doing this?

And fuck, flushed is the normal quadrant, right? Don't let him rap-sonnet his date or it'll move into the hate-date quadrant real fast.

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, yeah, just what every boy without a spine wants, surprise girlfriend! No way that could possibly go wrong. You're pretty much guaranteed, like a 90-day money-back offer at Radioshack.

Me? I mean, I guess so. Gonna be flying solo though; all the chicks 'round here suck. They're more interested in eating dead animals to listen to me drop ill beats or hear about the photographs I can't take anymore.

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, what else do you think I do all day? Gotta keep my lady-killing skills smooth enough to wipe babies with. Clearly flirting with a bunch of feather assholes just because I happen to be shaped like one is a great way to use my time.

Sweet, well, I was gonna drop those on you anyway.

Gonna have to take a raincheck on the photography though. I'm pretty sure a bird telling a girl what to take pictures of and how to aim the camera just ain't gonna come out the same. Thanks for playing though.