*Oh man what she wouldn't give right now for a metallic fastening point. But we must all make sacrifices and she will simply have to deal. After a little bit, she steps back.

It's not perfect. No, it's hardly perfect. But it will suffice.* Do you think that would be something they might appreciate? I have been scouring this human hive ever since I arrived and have begun to despair of ever finding an outfit that has even ascended to "teendate apparel" on the fashion echeladder.