❄ seventh reminder

[echidna]

[ You probably can't solve all of life's problems by covering Mayfield with fliers, and it went pretty terribly the last time she tried something like this, but that is not about stop her. She is determined to find Tavros a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Or just a date, really. Any date.

So these have been plastered up around the school, and any place she thinks eligible bachelors and bacholerettes might be hanging out. What could possibly go wrong.......... ]



[ ooc; feel free to pop in on her while she's hanging them up, otherwise give her a call if you are interested in this hunky piece of troll. ]

Comments

[prpl_assistant]

(Well, she sees her neighbor going around with...interesting posters. She stops to say hi and take a look at them.)

Hi there Miss Jade. How are you doing today?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Jade, there's no way this isn't a terrible idea.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

[Barton watches Jade hang this up. This does not make sense.]

What the hell is this about?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Just looking over your shoulder as you hang those up.]

Huh.

So I'm kinda curious if he even knows you're doing this for him.

PHONE

[ofoz.livejournal.com]

[echidna]

[ yay, neighbor lady!! ]

Hi Miss Pauling! I'm pretty good, just veeeeery busy.

[echidna]

[ Karkat no you have to believe in her..... ]

It'll work, trust me.

[echidna]

I'm trying to help my friend find a date for homecoming!

[echidna]

Well... no. It's a surprise!

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

[Guess who's perched on the telephone wire above you?]

Are you trying to sell that? Because I'm pretty sure you ain't makin' any money with this scheme. In fact, I'm fairly sure you're going to lose it, like an old guy with a bag of marbles.

[prpl_assistant]

(Well, that's a very...interesting advertisement.)

That's nice to hear.

I hope you don't mind me asking, but...is that man in your poster a friend of yours?

[echidna]

[ OH BOY POTENTIAL DATE. ]

Hi, this is Jade! Are you calling about my flier?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

And you don't see any way this could go wrong?

[He's really trying hard not to laugh right now.]

I mean, I've only spoken to him a few times, if this is who I think it is so, uh...good luck.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

The inherent problems aside, this is going to alert Vriska that he's dateless.

[echidna]

I'm not selling him, I'm advertising him!

[echidna]

[ Vriska, Vriska, Jade's knowledge is limited here... ]

Do you think she would go with him?

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

[[oh, it's jade! the nicest girl scout! she trots on over, waving a little.]] Hello, Jade! It is a nice day, yes?

... Hmm? What are you doing? [[she looks at the flier.]] Who is that?

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

Everyone's so worked up about that thing. I don't think I really get it.

[She looks at the flyer again.] Who is this? The hell's that supposed to be? [She points to the horns.]

[echidna]

They're his horns, he's a troll.

[echidna]

Um... nope! [ lies. ] He is very nice, it should be easy to find a good match for him!

[echidna]

[ why not ]

[echidna]

[ Ohhhh Nia! Nia would make a very good potential date. She has got her sights set on you. ]

This is my friend Tavros!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Just smirking for a bit, looking over one of the posters.]

By nice, in this case, you really mean "spineless", right?

There's actually kind of a difference. Even I know that.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Assuming she's still waxing back and forth between black and red for him, probably.

Also, she threw him off a cliff and paralyzed him, and eventually will murder him.

[Come to think of it trolls murdering their romantic interests is sort of becoming a running theme here isn't it this is not the impression he wants to give humanity at all.]