Awww, yeah, just what every boy without a spine wants, surprise girlfriend! No way that could possibly go wrong. You're pretty much guaranteed, like a 90-day money-back offer at Radioshack.

Me? I mean, I guess so. Gonna be flying solo though; all the chicks 'round here suck. They're more interested in eating dead animals to listen to me drop ill beats or hear about the photographs I can't take anymore.