(She's going to blink. While it's really nice of the young lady to do this for a friend, Miss Pauling's been to enough Homecoming Dances back when she was in highschool to know that this probably will not work out well.)

That's...awfully kind of you Miss Jade, but...no offence, would your friend mind if he found out that you're doing this for him? People generally don't like it when others set them up on dates.